Love thy neighbor… but don’t make me lay hands on thee.
Our hilarious "Love Thy Neighbor" Matthew 22:39 Comfort Colors t-shirt brings the perfect mix of southern sass and biblical truth. On the front, a fierce little cherub with boxing gloves stares you down next to the bold phrase: “Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself, But Don’t Make Me Lay Hands On Thee.”
Flip it to the back and you’ll find the “Disciples Flipping Tables Gym” emblem complete with boxing gloves — because sometimes love looks like turning the other cheek… and sometimes it looks like flipping tables.
At GODis1ST, we specialize in faith-based apparel that’s bold, funny, and unapologetically real. This tee is for believers who love deeply but aren’t afraid to stand firm.
Why You’ll Love This Love Thy Neighbor Matthew 22:39 Comfort Colors T-Shirt:
Church, small group, or Bible study — Guaranteed to get laughs and great conversation about what “love thy neighbor” really looks like.
Daily wear, gym, errands, or southern gatherings — The perfect mix of humor and truth that sparks smiles wherever you go.
Youth group or men’s/women’s ministry — A fun way to talk about boundaries, grace, and standing up for what’s right.
Perfect Christian gift — Ideal for friends with a sense of humor, pastors, youth leaders, or anyone who needs a reminder to love boldly.
All-season comfort — Heavyweight Comfort Colors fabric feels broken-in and substantial from the first wear.
Premium Comfort Colors heavyweight build:
6.1 oz/yd² 100% ring-spun US cotton
Garment-dyed for that ultra-soft, lived-in vintage feel with minimal shrinkage
Relaxed unisex fit
Front cherub boxing design + full back “Disciples Flipping Tables Gym” emblem
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability
Double-needle hems throughout
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction—thank you for choosing faith-based apparel that puts God first with a little southern fire and a whole lot of love!
